Straightbians You May Know
- Anne (Call me Crazy) Heche: Minor actress who bamboozled famous lesbian comedian Ellen DeGeneres. Heche went from men men men to Ellen and back to men men where she resides today. Typical Straightbian Quotes by Anne: "I felt cared for … I felt free to express a part of me that I had not been able to express with a man."......"You fall in love with a person, not a sex.".....“We do not fall in love with the package of the person, we fall in love with the inside of a person.”
- Cynthia (Gay is a Choice) Nixon: Minor actress, forgotten in her many small parts, remembered for her part in Sex and the City-the heterotastic HBO show. Typical Straightbian Quotes by Nixon: "What I Have 'chosen' Is To Be In A Gay Relationship."...."I Don't Define Myself. I'm Just A Woman In Love With Another Woman."...."I believe we all have different ways we came to the gay community and we can't and shouldn't be pigeon-holed into one cultural narrative which can be uninclusive and disempowering."
- Julie (I'm just not Gay) Cypher: Cypher is only known for partnering with well known film/music stars. Most well known was her marriage to Lou Diamond Phillips whereby she cheated on him to snag lesbian musician Melissa Etheridge, whom she later pulled an Anne Heche on, saying: "I've tried and I've tried these last couple (12) years, and I'm just not gay".
- Judy (palimony) Nelson: Nelson is known solely for her relationship with tennis star Martina (love 'em and lock 'em out) Navratilova and Martina's ex Rita Mae (Trans? Rubyfruit Jungle) Brown. In perfect Straightbian lingo Judy has said "kissing a woman is the same as kissing a man" and after the Martina/Rita years she has went on to date both women and men.
- JoAnn (I co-opted Femme and $old thousands of books to dykes) Loulan: Loulan came onto the lesbian scene primarily through her books like-The Lesbian Erotic Dance: Butch, Femme, Androgyny, and Other Rhythms...Lesbian Passion: Loving Ourselves and Each Other....Lesbian Sex. Loulan, a psychotherapist co-opted/usurped and dicktated Straitbianism UNDER the guise of lesbian. Loulan appeared on tv shows like Oprah, Geraldo, Donahue, 20/20 as a
LESBIANexpert rather than the lesbianimposter/charlatan/fraud that she was. Loulan, like many Straightbians gave the general public HER HETEROSEXUAL interpretation of lesbian, further painting lesbian as real into a darker corner. Written like a true Straightbian:
- Amber (I stole attention/resources from REAL lesbians at the 25th Anniversary GLAAD Awards) Heard: Minor actress currently married to Johnny Depp who said previously that "GLAAD is one of the many reasons that I, as a 24-year-old, can come out". Hmmm is coming out as STRAIGHT a thing now that requires gay and lesbian financial support?
- Lindsay (I kissed a girl DJ) Lohan: Train wreck child actress who likes the male/media pornofied attention she's receives from kissing girls but says "I know I’m straight. I have made out with girls before, and I had a relationship with a girl. But I think I needed to experience that and I think I was looking for something different."
- Alice (Telling Stories) Walker: American novelist who when she hit 50 had her first
lesbian relationship(gag) by having a ménage à trois between her, her then husband and another female. This followed a few other sexual encounters with women then it was back to men where Walker has remained. Lesbianism for Walker was just like the love she has for her daughter- A CHOICE!
- Loree (killHER) Cook-Daniels: Loree is the epitome of the most dangerous Straightbians of all. Unhappy with hetero-domesticity, Loree hitched a ride on the radical feminist bandwagon where she made the CHOICE to be a LESBIAN-feminist. She partnered with a insecure dyke whom she supported right into transitioning to a man. Her partner, now called Marcelle-could not adjust to transition and later committed suicide. Loree's work has and continues to focus on transgender (she has a penchant for female eunuchs-looks like a man but much easier to boss around) and she comforts herself regarding her
lesbianismby saying "many ( lesbian) partners discover they actually have a preference for FTMs". Sorry Loree, you're confusing STRAIGHTBIANS with dykes!
- Amber (
lesbiansex radical, ex-hooker, incest survivor, gypsy child, poor-white-trash, high femmedyke-her description not mine) Hollibaugh: Amber is known to lesbians because her distaste for dick lead her to be an expert on Butch/Femme relationships. I know-I fail to see a connection too. Amber rather than deal with her abusive background with males, used her hetero-hierarchy to default to lesbian, write/publish and in Straightbian fashion, teach as a lesbianand DICKtate lesbianTO lesbians!