Left in a recent comment, thought it deserved its own post! Brilliant!
1. You say the word "heteronormative" at least 8 times a day.
2. You breathe Judith Butler whether you like her or not.
3. You know how to pronounce 'Foucault' correctly.
4. You think Judith Jack Halberstam is 'hot' and join her/his Facebook page.
5. You know more about queer theory than you do about pop culture...
6. You know the difference between post-structuralist, postmodern, psychoanalytic...or at least you think you do.
7. You understand the meaning and appropriate application of the word “cis”.
8. You believe nothing valid or important happened before Postmodernism or the year 1990.
9. By 8:30am you have discussed buying a great strap-on and suggest great pro-feminist porn.
10. You can say that you watched trans and gay porn for credit...
11. People ask you what you actually study in gender studies...
12. People ask you what will you do with your degree.
13. You believe Lady GaGa is an important feminist voice and icon.
14. You introduce yourself with all of your identities; "I'm a postmodern pro-porn, post-feminist, post-patriarchy, queer theorist, anti-establishment ally, queer-straight, gender-free".
15. When you find yourself drunk, at the uni bar, you're STILL talking theory!
16. You say "discourse" at least twice a day.
17. You go to the bar/club and all you see is 'gender performativity' and 'gender variance' everywhere you look.
18. You do arts and crafts and interpretive dance in class for credit.
19. You plan activist projects as part of your tutorial participation.
20. You sit down at a pub making event notices and apply for jobs as a foot fetish model.
21. You debate the politics of the chest-binding while waiting for Idol to start on TV.
22. You post YouTube videos to mark your gender discovery.
23. You broadcast your political ideas and posturings on Twitter, MySpace, Facebook and YouTube under your internet profiles featuring your avatar as your profile photo.
24. Getting your tits out in class is all part of 'de-constructing notions of the pre-inscribed gendered body as a site and vessel for sex and gender normative labeling'.
25. You think that anyone that doesn't subscribe to your new world view is a homophobic/transphobic/nazi/oldschool/outdated/uneducated/HATER!
26. Your friends are either fed up with listening to you or just as self indulgent, middle class and boring as you.
1. You say the word "heteronormative" at least 8 times a day.
2. You breathe Judith Butler whether you like her or not.
3. You know how to pronounce 'Foucault' correctly.
4. You think Judith Jack Halberstam is 'hot' and join her/his Facebook page.
5. You know more about queer theory than you do about pop culture...
6. You know the difference between post-structuralist, postmodern, psychoanalytic...or at least you think you do.
7. You understand the meaning and appropriate application of the word “cis”.
8. You believe nothing valid or important happened before Postmodernism or the year 1990.
9. By 8:30am you have discussed buying a great strap-on and suggest great pro-feminist porn.
10. You can say that you watched trans and gay porn for credit...
11. People ask you what you actually study in gender studies...
12. People ask you what will you do with your degree.
13. You believe Lady GaGa is an important feminist voice and icon.
14. You introduce yourself with all of your identities; "I'm a postmodern pro-porn, post-feminist, post-patriarchy, queer theorist, anti-establishment ally, queer-straight, gender-free".
15. When you find yourself drunk, at the uni bar, you're STILL talking theory!
16. You say "discourse" at least twice a day.
17. You go to the bar/club and all you see is 'gender performativity' and 'gender variance' everywhere you look.
18. You do arts and crafts and interpretive dance in class for credit.
19. You plan activist projects as part of your tutorial participation.
20. You sit down at a pub making event notices and apply for jobs as a foot fetish model.
21. You debate the politics of the chest-binding while waiting for Idol to start on TV.
22. You post YouTube videos to mark your gender discovery.
23. You broadcast your political ideas and posturings on Twitter, MySpace, Facebook and YouTube under your internet profiles featuring your avatar as your profile photo.
24. Getting your tits out in class is all part of 'de-constructing notions of the pre-inscribed gendered body as a site and vessel for sex and gender normative labeling'.
25. You think that anyone that doesn't subscribe to your new world view is a homophobic/transphobic/nazi/oldschool/outdated/uneducated/HATER!
26. Your friends are either fed up with listening to you or just as self indulgent, middle class and boring as you.



